Goomba's Guide to Life

Now anyone can get in touch with their inner goomba--and walk, talk, eat, and dress the part as well. Steven Schirripa, Bobby Bacala of HBO's hit show The Sopranos and a world-class expert on all things goomba, has complied a hilarious menu of food, recollections, and observations from his life as a goomba, including: why you should never criticize a goomba's mother--or her pasta sauce what a goomba wears to the beach (think black shoes, black socks, loud shorts, and a wifebeater t-shirt) why a goomba will never eat a Domino's pizza, shop at K-mart, or attend an anger management seminar why you should always wear more jewelry than you think you need Includes classic recipes of his Italian heritage, along with the stories of his childhood in the mafia world of Bensonhurst.